So I was at the Mothership most of the day cleaning. I stopped back at the apartment to check on the cats and found myself quickly distracted by a damn beeping noise. BEEEP! It was one beep every minute or so, so not very easy to track down. I checked all of the smoke detectors. BEEEP! I took the batteries out of three of them. Still ( Read more... )

So I'm sitting slouched on the couch, and Yoda comes over to me and says, "Oooh ack?" and reaches out with her left paw, puts it down on my right boob, notices it bounces back, looks intrigued, and proceeds to tap it about seven times watching it react...

Then she tries my sternum once, is unamused, lightly bats my ear and runs off.

I finally got a ring to put on when I don't feel like getting hit on:

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Yoda keeps coming over, getting in front of my face, tickling me with her whiskers, and kneading my chest. I push her to the side, and she yells at me and jumps over to the coffee table to clean herself.

A couple minutes later, she comes back and the whole thing starts over again.

Holy hell. I just received the following text message from my brother:

In 2006 we imported $29 million worth of live primates from china. I wonder if that includes female firstborn children or mail order brides.

Last night, I wrote on my inner forearm:
ALL
20 YR OLDS
ARE
CHINESE

I just realized that the following is now written upside-down and backwards on my bicep:
R OLDS
E
INESE

George and I went to Columbus to see Timmy at the Essex International Buffet tonight ( Read more... )

Ja-panese came up in discussion last night.

Then I dreamt that Amandaboyd was performing as a silvery Dolly Parton-esque drag queen named "Stella LaBlue".

I want to have a girls night.

Today in the photo lab, this girl was telling some guy about a festival she went to where she had "watermelon gazpacho" (which I would have no idea how to spell if it weren't for Google), and I thought it sounded a lot like "gestapo ( Read more... )

Ah, nothing slows down a morning routine like taking a full roll of thirty-six exposures of myself in the bathroom.